A Women with Humor

[dan144k]

A WOMAN WITH HUMOR.
>>> With a very seductive voice the woman asked her husband, "Have you ever seen Twenty Dollars all crumpled up?"
>>>
>>> "No," said her husband.
>>>
>>> She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 or 4 buttons of her blouse, and slowly reached down into the cleavage created by a soft, silky push-up bra, and pulled out a crumpled Twenty Dollar bill.
>>>
>>> He took the crumpled Twenty Dollar bill from her and smiled approvingly.

>>> She then asked him, "Have you ever seen Fifty Dollars all crumpled up?"
>>>
>>> "Uh......no, I haven't," he said, with an anxious tone in his voice.
>>>
>>> She gave him another sexy little smile, pulled up her skirt, and seductively reached into her tight, sheer panties......and pulled out a crumpled Fifty Dollar bill.
>>>
>>> He took the crumpled Fifty Dollar bill, and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation.
>>>
>>> "Now," she said, "have you ever seen $50,000 Dollars all crumpled up?"
>>>
>>> He said "No!", trying to hide his arousal. (bottom)














>>>
>>> She said ...... "Check the garage."

 

[itsdgm]

Yikes !!

Edit: anybody got change for a $100?

 

[txav8r]

Gives new meaning to the phrase..."with one of these, I can get all of those I want"!

 

[Ronnie]

I think it is the man that needs to have a sense of humor in that situation.

 

[txav8r]

I think it is the man that needs to have a sense of humor in that situation.

I think your right! I would not be too interested in the "T" and "A" at that point!

 

[DoubleThrust]

Not even a little funny! LOL