Bilmon
Jetboaters Captain
- Messages
- 517
- Reaction score
- 646
- Points
- 232
- Location
- freeport il
- Boat Make
- Sugar Sand
- Year
- 2003
- Boat Model
- Mirage
- Boat Length
- 18
*Conjoined twins walk into a bar in Canada and park themselves on a bar stool.*
*One of them says to the bartender, "Don't mind us; we're joined at the
hip. I'm John, he's Jim. Two Molson Canadian beers, draft please."*
*The bartender, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation
while pouring the beers. "Been on vacation yet, fellas?"*
*"Off to England next month," says John. "We go to England every year, rent a car, and drive for miles and miles, don't we, Jim?"*
*Jim nods.*
*"Ah, England!" says the bartender. "Wonderful country...the history, the culture, and especially the beer."*
*"Nah, we don't like that British crap," says John. "Hamburgers and Molson's beer, that's for us, eh Jim? And we can't stand the English people, they're so arrogant and rude."*
*"So why keep going to England?" asks the bartender.*
*John replies: "Gives Jim a chance to drive..."*
*One of them says to the bartender, "Don't mind us; we're joined at the
hip. I'm John, he's Jim. Two Molson Canadian beers, draft please."*
*The bartender, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation
while pouring the beers. "Been on vacation yet, fellas?"*
*"Off to England next month," says John. "We go to England every year, rent a car, and drive for miles and miles, don't we, Jim?"*
*Jim nods.*
*"Ah, England!" says the bartender. "Wonderful country...the history, the culture, and especially the beer."*
*"Nah, we don't like that British crap," says John. "Hamburgers and Molson's beer, that's for us, eh Jim? And we can't stand the English people, they're so arrogant and rude."*
*"So why keep going to England?" asks the bartender.*
*John replies: "Gives Jim a chance to drive..."*
