ROFL... your comments crack me up.... 18yo in thongs and wives with cocktails... yep, that's why I go.. ROFL... Seriously, most of the dock crowd that can afford that type of boat aren't 18yo in thongs. I *WISH* that were the case but sadly not.
The docks tend to be in two flavors. Ours is a pretty big party dock with MANY people out at night and most partaking in adult beverages sometimes in excess (I'm not excluded here!). But, most people are very friendly and just want to hang out with like minded people. There are jerks, of course, but that is everywhere. The second kind is the one that is dead most of the time. For whatever reason those docks have people that have their big boat but rarely spend any time there. I don't get it, but it happens.
You nailed the cost issues. I've not been hauled out once since I put it in the water 4 years ago. I should have hauled it out last summer for the bottom job and I'm afraid I'm going to pay for it ten fold with gelcoat blisters when I get out soon. But only time will tell. The diver says everything looks good except some oxidation on the props and shafts because I thought he was changing the zincs and he didn't think he was suppose to. My bad I guess.
I can do some of the work myself but honestly the biggest thing is LITERALLY the biggest thing. ME. I have a hard time working in the engine room. I'm 6'4" 250lbs and getting back to the VERY small area of the genset is like doing a game of twister on steroids. So, I have tended to pay the money to have it worked on. Oil changes, impellers, etc each year. I had a fuel pump go out. Mostly minor stuff but after 4 years its time for some big maintenance $. Bottom job, genset repairs, tranny oil change.
And this year there is an even bigger reason for a haul out. The water intake for the head is clogged. We can't get it unclogged and the diver tried. So, that means during the bottom job, the group will clear the water intake for me as well.
So, regular stuff is:
Slip: $385 x 12
Diver: $150 x 4
Cleaning Crew: $85 per cleaning if weekly, a bit more if bi-weekly or monthly. I vary it by season.
Gas: I fill up my 380 gallons about 2 times per year which equals about $3k. You can control this obviously.
Beer: I fill up every weekend...
Maintenance
Oil change/fuel filters: About $1k per year for all 3 motors
Impellers: Add a little in those years, not much maybe $100
Tranny Oil: Probably about another $300 but I've never done it yet.
Bottom Job: Every 3-4 years cost about $3k
Net-net bring your checkbook and a good attitude about it cause you're going to need it.
But look, I don't have a swimming pool at home and I choose to put my money in this boat. I look at it as entertainment money. I don't go to Vegas or gamble, etc. I love it.
I did come VERY close to trading it in on a new Yammie last year. I had the deal done with Phil Dill and the day before they had to back out because the buyer of my boat backed out. I've since decided to keep mine. Mostly because of the dock life. But also know that a boat like this takes a long while to sell when you decide to do it. The market is not as big and it takes much longer. And there is a slip lease which can't just be dumped at a whim. It's yearly so you'll have that cost with or without the boat unless the marina has a waiting list for your slip.
*WHEW* That was a lot... sorry I was so wordy.