Geoff Cooper
Jetboaters Admiral
- Messages
- 1,124
- Reaction score
- 1,256
- Points
- 262
- Location
- Thailand
- Boat Make
- Yamaha
- Year
- 2006
- Boat Model
- AR
- Boat Length
- 23
Let me set the scene, North of England coal mining village and many rows of 2 up 2 down miners houses which always had long gardens where they grew veg kept a pig chickens etc.
So this miner comes out of his house early morning clutching his cup of tea and stands looking around and notices one of his chickens had laid an egg in next doors garden, An Indian family had just moved in recently so the miner goes around and knocks on the Indian families door,
One of my chickens has laid and egg in your garden, Can you get it for me please says the miner,
Ohhh I'mmm very sorry says the Indian man but in Indian law the egg is in my garden so the egg belongs to me,
Your in England now so stop messing around and give me the egg says the miner
Noo Noo Noo Indian law says the egg belongs to me so i keep the egg.
Your in England now says the miner and you need to abide by English law, I kick you in the balls and then you kick me in the balls and whoever gives in first looses the egg,
Ok if you sure that is the English law says the Indian man,
So the Indian man bends over and the miner complete with size 10 pit boots gives him an almighty kick in the balls,
Ohhh Bloody hell that hurt a lot says the Indian man as he rolls around on the floor holding his balls, But now it's my turn.
Keep the egg says the miner.
So this miner comes out of his house early morning clutching his cup of tea and stands looking around and notices one of his chickens had laid an egg in next doors garden, An Indian family had just moved in recently so the miner goes around and knocks on the Indian families door,
One of my chickens has laid and egg in your garden, Can you get it for me please says the miner,
Ohhh I'mmm very sorry says the Indian man but in Indian law the egg is in my garden so the egg belongs to me,
Your in England now so stop messing around and give me the egg says the miner
Noo Noo Noo Indian law says the egg belongs to me so i keep the egg.
Your in England now says the miner and you need to abide by English law, I kick you in the balls and then you kick me in the balls and whoever gives in first looses the egg,
Ok if you sure that is the English law says the Indian man,
So the Indian man bends over and the miner complete with size 10 pit boots gives him an almighty kick in the balls,
Ohhh Bloody hell that hurt a lot says the Indian man as he rolls around on the floor holding his balls, But now it's my turn.
Keep the egg says the miner.
