FREE TO ANY WILLING HOME

[Zarrella]

FREE TO ANY WILLING HOME (ROANOKE)

MY girlfriend does not like my beagle molly. SO i have to rehome her.
She is a purebred from a wealthy area and I have had her 4 years. She likes to play games. Not totally trained. Has long hair so she's a little high maintenance, especially the nails, but she loves having them done. Stays up all night yapping but sleeps while I work. Only eats the best, most expensive food. Will NEVER greet you at the door after a long day or give you unconditional love when you're down. Does not bite but she can be mean as hell!
So. . .. . ...anyone interested in my 30 year old, selfish, wicked, gold-digging girlfriend? Come and get her! Me and my dog want her re-homed ASAP!!
*Update 06/24/* sorry but she has been re-homed her original breeders (Her Parents) have taken her back home* Molly & I are Looking for a new one

• do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers

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posted: 7 days ago


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[cozilla]

Too Funny!!

 

[farrelltravis]

I am reading this, going, uhhh forget the dog, you need a new gf.

 

[DonWon]

I knew where he was headed with this...too funny.

 

[MikeyL]

@Zarella ........... I was soooooooooooo hoping I could take the dog. LOL !

Excellent post for a super hot Thursday. I am goin' back on the lift workin' on 1 of my 'skiis.

Many Thanks again, Mikey Lulejian - In 97 + degree weather on Lake Oconee, GA

 

[itsdgm]

Good one.

 

[Topper232]

I saw that on the news this morning. Very funny!