Man up in court accused of murder

[Geoff Cooper]

So this mans up in court accused of murdering 2 of his wives by beating them over the head with a hammer
You stand here today accused of beating your first wife over the head with a hammer and murdering her said the Judge
A loud shout comes from the back of the court...You F...... B...... The judge halts the proceedings,
Order in court says the judge this is a very serious case anymore outbursts and i will hold you in contempt of court
The judge resumes his address, You are also charged with murdering your second wife by beating her over the head with a hammer,
Again a loud shout comes from the back of the court
You F...... B...... i hope you rot in hell
Again the judge stops the proceedings and says we cannot have these interuptions and asks the court security to bring the person causing the outburst in front of him
Security deliver the man to the Judge and the Judge says now whats the meaning of these outbursts we are trying to hold a court case here.
Sorry Judge says the man but i lived next door to this B...... for 25 years and everytime i asked him if i could borrow a hammer he said he hadn't got one.

 

[Gym]

Wasn't very neighborly of him but, in his defense, he probably only got new hammers on his wedding day.