Mind Blown!

[ClemsonTiger]

If a pregnant woman goes swimming...does that make her a human submarine?

If you expect the unexpected...does that make the unexpected expected?

Do all dogs bark the same language?

Do bald people use shampoo or soap?

Why is "W" called "Double U"? Shouldn't it be called "Double V"?

Why don't Jedi just use the force to turn off their opponents lightsabers?

"Queue" is just "Q" followed by 4 silent letters.

Did the brain name itself?

Why do noses run and feet smell?

Apple has "air", Amazon has "fire", Google has "earth".....why doesn't Microsoft have "water"?

Why is Greenland covered in ice and Iceland is covered in green?

Today is the oldest you have ever been....and the youngest you'll ever be.

Dora calls herself an "explorer" but she only travels through mapped territories.

If you drop a bar of soap, is the soap dirty or is the floor clean?

What if oxygen is slowly killing you and it only takes 50-90 years to fully work.

 

[Beachbummer]

I hate the second one... Did we exceed your expectation? No, it was awesome as I expected...FAIL expectation not exceeded... What's up with that??

I heard Greenland/Iceland was to fool people into not going to Iceland, thinking Greenland was green and better.I can't imagine this being true, but who knows.

In Spanish W is "double v"or "uv double"

Funny stuff.

 

[Peelz]

what if the hokey-pokey really is "what its all about"?

 

[Renod]

Why does an 8-second ride in the ring win you a fancy belt buckle, but an 8-second ride in bed is considered disappointing?

 

[Beachbummer]

I guess the second one is judged by the enjoyment of the other participant, and the first is judged by the damage to the other participant!

But you won both battles.

 

[Peelz]

Why does an 8-second ride in the ring win you a fancy belt buckle, but an 8-second ride in bed is considered disappointing?

my wife gave me a belt buckle

 

[KXCam22]

My wife gave me one too..... in the head for only lasting 8 seconds........

 

[Jebinok]

where does the white go when the snow melts?

 

[WhirlyBird63]

Where does the color in kool-aid go after you drink it? Are we rainbows inside?