BigDaddy in GA
Member
- Messages
- 8
- Reaction score
- 13
- Points
- 12
- Boat Make
- Yamaha
- Year
- 2023
- Boat Model
- 252SD
- Boat Length
- 25
Hey guys...not the way I wanted to introduce myself to this forum, but it is what it is.
I've been wanting a boat for sooooo long, so I finally stepped up and picked up a new 2023 252SD that a dealer was blowing out. They gave me a price I couldn't refuse and were great to work with. I'm keeping the boat in a marina slip surrounded by houseboats and nosey neighbors. Pulling the boat into the slip using the DRIVE system was flawless! I had a crowd around me gawking, and was still able to bring her in smooth as buttah, that was 2 days ago. Yesterday, I grab my family for our maiden voyage. Imagine everyone is excited and can't wait to see what this is all about. I fire up the engines, and try to back out of the 90' slip I share with 2 other boats. Pulling the paddles on the steering wheel isn't doing anything, then I remembered I have to futz around with the levers to put it in gear, or something. Honestly, I didn't remember, but I was just trying things. Similar to pulling the paddles with nothing happening, my brain thought it would be a good idea just to test the throttle to see if it was working, so I pushed it forward, way forward (I was thinking revving a car) and she lunged forward into the back of the sh*tty pontoon boat in front of me! WHAM! Family is flipping out, I'm in shock, I yanked it back quickly and managed to blackout of the slip without further incident.
I broke the engine cover of the pontoon, which again should be in the junkyard.....it doesn't even run...and scratched the heck out of the front of my boat. But that doesn't compare to the biggest damage of all....my ego. What have a done? I ruined the maiden voyage and potentially ruined boating for my entire family. We went on to have a wonderfully day though. I found a quiet cove, dropped anchor, and tried to shake what had just happened.
Fast forward 4 hours and it's time to pull her back in the slip and face my demons. By now, news had travelled around the dock that some jack@ss with more money than sense has already crashed his brand new shiny boat. Apparently not much happens on these docks, so when there's an incident EVERYBODY is talking about it. I had a crowd of spectators pulling back into the slip, and I honestly did a great job getting her in there without a problem at all. Then, all the crap talking started. "That's what happens when you get a jet boat, no one can drive the d@mn things", "your first boat is a jet boat, probably not a good idea", "didn't take you long to figure out why people don't buy jet boats".
I left with my head in my hands. My 2 boys (10 and 12) think I'm superman, and they just watched the old man crash the boat, and heard the negative nellies talking smack about jet boats. In reality, the first and last 15 minutes of our maiden voyage were s**t! But the middle 4 hours were about as much fun as I've had in a long time. I have a big ego, some would say too big, so I'm really being a diaper baby about the whole thing. But I need to suck it up, and understand that I did it, and it was my fault. In the end, a scratch on the boat isn't the worst thing in the world, I just don't like being the talk of the dock. But I can't control that.
For those that read this whole thing, THANK YOU, it makes me feel a little better typing this for the eyes of folks that have a jet boat as well! This too shall pass.
I've been wanting a boat for sooooo long, so I finally stepped up and picked up a new 2023 252SD that a dealer was blowing out. They gave me a price I couldn't refuse and were great to work with. I'm keeping the boat in a marina slip surrounded by houseboats and nosey neighbors. Pulling the boat into the slip using the DRIVE system was flawless! I had a crowd around me gawking, and was still able to bring her in smooth as buttah, that was 2 days ago. Yesterday, I grab my family for our maiden voyage. Imagine everyone is excited and can't wait to see what this is all about. I fire up the engines, and try to back out of the 90' slip I share with 2 other boats. Pulling the paddles on the steering wheel isn't doing anything, then I remembered I have to futz around with the levers to put it in gear, or something. Honestly, I didn't remember, but I was just trying things. Similar to pulling the paddles with nothing happening, my brain thought it would be a good idea just to test the throttle to see if it was working, so I pushed it forward, way forward (I was thinking revving a car) and she lunged forward into the back of the sh*tty pontoon boat in front of me! WHAM! Family is flipping out, I'm in shock, I yanked it back quickly and managed to blackout of the slip without further incident.
I broke the engine cover of the pontoon, which again should be in the junkyard.....it doesn't even run...and scratched the heck out of the front of my boat. But that doesn't compare to the biggest damage of all....my ego. What have a done? I ruined the maiden voyage and potentially ruined boating for my entire family. We went on to have a wonderfully day though. I found a quiet cove, dropped anchor, and tried to shake what had just happened.
Fast forward 4 hours and it's time to pull her back in the slip and face my demons. By now, news had travelled around the dock that some jack@ss with more money than sense has already crashed his brand new shiny boat. Apparently not much happens on these docks, so when there's an incident EVERYBODY is talking about it. I had a crowd of spectators pulling back into the slip, and I honestly did a great job getting her in there without a problem at all. Then, all the crap talking started. "That's what happens when you get a jet boat, no one can drive the d@mn things", "your first boat is a jet boat, probably not a good idea", "didn't take you long to figure out why people don't buy jet boats".
I left with my head in my hands. My 2 boys (10 and 12) think I'm superman, and they just watched the old man crash the boat, and heard the negative nellies talking smack about jet boats. In reality, the first and last 15 minutes of our maiden voyage were s**t! But the middle 4 hours were about as much fun as I've had in a long time. I have a big ego, some would say too big, so I'm really being a diaper baby about the whole thing. But I need to suck it up, and understand that I did it, and it was my fault. In the end, a scratch on the boat isn't the worst thing in the world, I just don't like being the talk of the dock. But I can't control that.
For those that read this whole thing, THANK YOU, it makes me feel a little better typing this for the eyes of folks that have a jet boat as well! This too shall pass.