skrip345
Jetboaters Commander
- Messages
- 255
- Reaction score
- 330
- Points
- 182
- Location
- Sedalia, MO
- Boat Make
- Yamaha
- Year
- 2016
- Boat Model
- Limited S
- Boat Length
- 24
Don't know if someone else has posted this before, I did a search but didn't see it. I got a laugh.
Oh and another old one for the road:
I was in a bar the other night, and the ugliest overweight chick in the place walked up behind me and slapped me on the ass. I turned around in surprise as she said "hey baby, you got a number?" I replied yes I do, do you have a pen? She smiled and said "as a matter of fact I do." I said well good, you better get back in it before the farmer realizes you're missing! I don't remember much after that...
Oh and another old one for the road:
I was in a bar the other night, and the ugliest overweight chick in the place walked up behind me and slapped me on the ass. I turned around in surprise as she said "hey baby, you got a number?" I replied yes I do, do you have a pen? She smiled and said "as a matter of fact I do." I said well good, you better get back in it before the farmer realizes you're missing! I don't remember much after that...
