Top ten Edinburgh fringe

[Britboater]

The top 10 funniest jokes of the Fringe

1. "I just deleted all the German names off my phone. It's Hans free" - Darren Walsh
2. "Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse ... but enough about Kanye West" - Stewart Francis
3. "Surely every car is a people carrier?" - Adam Hess
4. "What's the difference between a 'hippo' and a 'Zippo'? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter" - Masai Graham
5. "If I could take just one thing to a desert island I probably wouldn't go" - Dave Green
6. "Jesus fed 5,000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread. That's not a miracle. That's tapas" - Mark Nelson
7. "Red sky at night. Shepherd's delight. Blue sky at night. Day" - Tom Parry
8. "The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper. She was wearing massive gloves" - Alun Cochrane
9. "Clowns divorce. Custardy battle" - Simon Munnery
10. "They're always telling me to live my dreams. But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for..." - Grace The Child

 

[Julian]

You are going to have to explain #3...must be a local joke?

#8 people who've never seen cricket won't understand (a wicket keeper has huge gloves)
#9 Not sure American clowns use custard in their acts...mostly whipped cream

 

[Britboater]

I did think a few might be lost in translation, in the UK a mini van (Dodge grand caravan etc) is known as a people carrier.
I don't really get #10, or I just don't find it funny .

 

[Topper232]

#2