Lol. From accelerationtimes.com
RS4
0-60 4.3 seconds
0-120 15.0 seconds
1/4 mile 13.3 @117mph
My Model 3 (not even close to the fastest Tesla)
0-60 3.4 seconds (I've run 3.0)
0-120 14.5 seconds
1/4 mile 12.7 @118mph
So, no.
Those numbers actually prove out
@NewBoater s claim pretty concisely. Im gonna guess you haven't spent much time around a drag strip.
Look at the ET in the 1/4 then look at the trap speed. Tesla comes out of the gate faster (thus the lower ET) but only has 1mph on the RS4 at the same distance. The RS4 is behind by 0.9 sec at 30, 0.5 sec at 120, and only that 1mph in trap speed. The RS4 is making up ground in a hurry by the end of a 1/4mile track. I can't find standing mile times currently, but I'd bet a frosty barley pop that the RS4 covers the mile more quickly than any Tesla of your choosing.
ET is typically an indication of traction and low end power while trap speed is a larger indication of horsepower. Ever seen a a 150mph trap speed with a 14.5ET? Lots of Supras have that problem. Likewise, I've driven a Syclone that will run a 11.99@116mph. terrible terrible top end power, but launches harder than a Tesla.
I went and checked Nurburgring lap times. A race prepped Model3 did it in 7:46. The stock B7 RS4 is found did it in 7:58. 12 seconds difference over 3.1mi. Keeping in mind the RS4 is 14yrs old at this point, I'd say thats a helluva showing.
Even if the RS4 is marginally slower in the first 1/4mile you drive it, or slightly faster around a road course, it's such a completely different vehicle, you're rarely going to cross shop the two. Ones an appliance that happens to perform well, the other is a performance that requires you to interact with it.
You don't buy a Tesla to be a driver's car, and you don't buy an RS4 for it's driver aids or tech. The sound, the shifting, the feedback from the hydraulic steering, the nonlinear power band. That RS4 has more character than all of Tesla's models combined, and you'll know and feel you're in something special as soon as you turn the key. The Tesla just feels like a whole bunch of solutions looking for problems.