Drew Carey Challenge: What are things you can say about your boat but not your wife?

[itsdgm]

I wish I would’ve ordered the bigger model.

 

[itsdgm]

I wish I would’ve bought my second boat first.

 

[fatboyroy]

Nuff said! ?

 

[Bizywk]

Damn she's loud!

Where are those noise reduction threads....

 

[Betik]

Where are those noise reduction threads....

don't need a thread for that; a pillow will do fine.

 

[Betik]

on second thought, @Bizywk, I do enjoy both of them being wide open (throttle) and screaming in synch

 

[Bizywk]

on second thought, @Bizywk, I do enjoy both of them being wide open (throttle) and screaming in synch

I see what you did there. LOL.

 

[Sbrown]

Got her broke in, now time for upgrades

 

[Babin Farms]

Beat the sh!t out of it last weekend

 

[Bohdiez]

She a little bigger in the back end but once she gets going, she won’t even feel ya

 

[lokart]

Babe, a bad day on the boat is better than a good day on you.

If I said that to my wife, I'd end up living on the boat. Hmm...

 

[Bizywk]

Babe, a bad day on the boat is better than a good on you.

If said that to my wife, I'd end up living on the boat. Hmm...

Ooof!

 

[Bizywk]

It's nearly spring! Time to get the old girl out again.

 

[Mesa50]

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She doesn’t respond very well to reverse thrusting.

 

[jdkaeser]

When docking, don't jam it in reverse, ease it in!

 

[Dean P]

Got new oil, new spark...time to take her for a ride!

 

[F.M.]

Man..... there's so much room in here.

 

[Dean P]

She looks good in the dark.

 

[Dean P]

Be sure to flush and wash her after every use.

 

[zipper]

I just checked her thru hull and found a crack, she was leaking onto her sole. I will have to pull out and re-bed with a Perko(y) bronze sea cock. Might as well do it when I get it on hard.