Funny Craigslist Post

[maoneal1]

Just saw this post on CL for a Waverunner:

"If Your(sic) Reading This, The Ski Is Still Available,
Must Sell, Due to Heart Attack
GP 1800, Riva Stage 1 plus, Several Upgrades.
50 Hours, Very Fast Jet Ski, 82 MPH Ski"

Not trying to make fun of this guy's unfortunate medical condition but I would probably have a heart attack too going 82 MPH on a PWC

 

[Croker]

This is a classic

 

[ChrisM]

it looks like a toy till you see the guy on the fork-truck just aft of center

 

[msavold]

Found a Reddit thread on this sub with IMO some hilarious comments:

https://www.reddit.com/r/WarshipPorn/comments/ja2n57

 

[Neutron]

Dont think it will fit down my local ramp, so i am gonna pass

 

[2kwik4u]

Dont think it will fit down my local ramp, so i am gonna pass

 

[Cobra Jet Steering LLC]

Well at least he didn't claim it came from the polish navy.

 

[Tommy Bierly]

Sorry for the language

 

[ZGhost]

On a quick speed burst, I hit 78mph on my stock unmodified GP1800 last week while on a perfectly smooth lake surface and I thought WTH, HP to weight ratio is insane!
I ran out of lake before I could find out if I can hit 80mph. It scared the shit out me, not planning to do this often but once in a while when no one is out there and clear conditions, one can’t help but to pinch it.
By the end of the day my arms were dragging behind me on the floor ?

 

[Bizywk]

 

[Bizywk]