Interesting Facts

[F.M.]

I like weird and interesting facts. Some are funny, some are gross and others are a little freaky. But a little extra knowledge, no matter how obscure, never hurt anyone.

Share your interesting facts.

I'll go first.


A blue whale can have a fart bubble larger than a draft horse.

 

[Trevor Shipman]

Pretty sure this doesn’t fit the title, but I love good sayings. My dad has a million of them.

“What people think of me is none of my business.”

“Many hands make light work.”

“If lever A doesn’t work then lever B.”

 

[Dean P]

I love sayings and quotes. Some are included my sig.

Here are a few off the top of my head.
Don't forget to live
You only live once
I'll try anything once
Keep doing what you're doing, keep getting what you're getting.
Change does not come from a YES man
A well defined problem is already half solved.
When you assume, you make an ass out u and me.
Measure twice, cut once.
Look both ways before crossing the street.
The glass is always half full
Fly with the eagle at night and wake up with the chickens in the morning
Don't be penny wise, dollar foolish
If you take care of the pennies, the dollars take care of themselves
Do onto other as you'd do to yourself
Live each day as if it's your last.
Treat each meal if if it's your last

 

[Trevor Shipman]

This is a good one in the social media world we’re in now.

“Don’t tell people how good you are, they’ll tell you.”

 

[F.M.]

I wasn't thinking so much words of wisdom, more just random crap.

Like.......

You're more likely to be killed by a cow than a shark.

Or

Llamas have special teeth that are for biting off the testicles of rival males during mating season.

 

[Weeb]

I like weird and interesting facts. Some are funny, some are gross and others are a little freaky. But a little extra knowledge, no matter how obscure, never hurt anyone.

Share your interesting facts.

I'll go first.


A blue whale can have a fart bubble larger than a draft horse.

Poor Pinocchio.

 

[Looper7]

I love sayings and quotes. Some are included my sig.

Here are a few off the top of my head.
Don't forget to live
You only live once
I'll try anything once
Keep doing what you're doing, keep getting what you're getting.
Change does not come from a YES man
A well defined problem is already half solved.
When you assume, you make an ass out u and me.
Measure twice, cut once.
Look both ways before crossing the street.
The glass is always half full
Fly with the eagle at night and wake up with the chickens in the morning
Don't be penny wise, dollar foolish
If you take care of the pennies, the dollars take care of themselves
Do onto other as you'd do to yourself
Live each day as if it's your last.
Treat each meal if if it's your last

You forgot the ultimate man saying "hold my beer watch this" .

 

[Babin Farms]

Need to rename the thread “Random Thoughts”

 

[Looper7]

Hey can an orphan eat at a family restaurant?

 

[F.M.]

You will pass by or visit the exact place/site of your death multiple times during your lifetime. It's just waiting on you to visit one last time.

 

[F.M.]

More sharks have seen you in the ocean than you've seen sharks in the ocean.

 

[scokill]

Sorry for the salty nature of the comment, but my dad was a drill Sargent in the Army for 15 years. When I used to tell him all the details of what I had to do after he told me to do something he would say "Son, don't tell me about the fuckin' just show me the baby".

 

[F.M.]

The fear of palindromes is called aibohphobia, which a doctor with a sense of humor coined, because it is itself a palindrome.

 

[F.M.]

If you lift a kangaroos tail off of the ground, it can't jump.

 

[Looper7]

I wasn't thinking so much words of wisdom, more just random crap.

Like.......

You're more likely to be killed by a cow than a shark.

Or

Llamas have special teeth that are for biting off the testicles of rival males during mating season.

Oh yeah now I hate Llamas

 

[F.M.]

Roughly 81% of parents steal candy from their children's Easter baskets. The other 19% lie about it.

 

[F.M.]

A group of flamingos is called a flamboyance.

 

[F.M.]

The valve in the upside down condiment bottles was designed after a cats anus.

 

[Dean P]

Free beer, tomorrow.

 

[Dean P]

It's easier to ask for forgiveness than permission. (just don't say that to your children)