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The average blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it ejaculates, but only 10% of that actually makes it into his mate. So 360 gallons are spilled into the ocean every time one unloads, and you wonder why the ocean is so salty
Nice... to the forum!!!I have a few to add -
Retirement - Dad would say that he would get up in the morning with nothing to do and by evening he would have it half done.
Time – Mother Nature’s way of not having everything happen at once
Setting goals – if you are not going anywhere any road will do.
Rationalization – using a good excuse in place of the real one. {sometimes seen by boat salesmen!}
Integrity – doing the same thing whether your Mom is watching or not.
About tasks – no task is impossible for the man that does not have to do it.
Good Health is dying at the slowest possible rate.
Andrew Jackson (Past US President from the 1800’s) It takes a small mind
to only think of one way to spell a word
On Necessity – Most say Necessity is the mother of invention – I shorten is slightly – and say -
Necessity is a mother
Difference between involved and committed – in bacon and eggs the
chicken is involved and the pig is committed
Comment on Golf – nothing increases your score like witnesses.
Dad would say you could catch more flies with honey than vinegar.
If accidents were intentional they would be called purposes.
From Kenneth Graham – and The Wind in the Willows – There is nothing, absolutely nothing half so much worth doing as simply messing about in Boats.
Ben Franklin gets credit for saying Beer shows us that God loves us and wants us to be happy. But he really said in a letter to wine drinking friend - WINE; a constant proof that God loves us, and loves to see us happy!
Some luck lies in not getting what you thought you wanted, but getting what you have, which once you have got it you may not be smart enough to see it is what you would have wanted had you known. Garrison Keillor
Attitude – “The longer I live, the more I realize the impact of attitude on life. Attitude to me is more important than fact. It is more important than past, then education, than money, than circumstances, than failures, than success, than what other people think or say or do. It is more important than appearance, giftedness, or skill. It will make or break a company…church…a home. The remarkable thing is we have a choice every day regarding the attitude we will embrace for the day. We cannot change our past…we cannot change the fact that people will act in a certain way. We cannot change the inevitable. The only thing we can do is to play on the one thing we have, and that is out attitude…I am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me and 90% how I react to it. And so it is with you…we are in charge of our Attitudes.” Author Unknown
On beauty – It’s more important that woman be pretty than smart because men see better than they think.
There are six phases of a project – 1) Enthusiasm 2) Disillusionment 3) Panic 4) Search for the guilty 5) Punishment of the Innocent and 6) Praise and honors for the non-participants.
A superior Sailor is best defined as one who uses his superior judgement to keep out of situations requiring his superior skill.
Fear of flying inhibits soaring
And my favorite - We all bring joy to the room, some by arriving and some by departing.
Bath what's that we all work from home now. Well not all but who is going to smell you from 6 feet away.?“Don’t throw the baby out with the bath water”...
Which seems quite relevant with the news this morning, lol.
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That's one heck of a first post, Love itI have a few to add -
Retirement - Dad would say that he would get up in the morning with nothing to do and by evening he would have it half done.
Time – Mother Nature’s way of not having everything happen at once
Setting goals – if you are not going anywhere any road will do.
Rationalization – using a good excuse in place of the real one. {sometimes seen by boat salesmen!}
Integrity – doing the same thing whether your Mom is watching or not.
About tasks – no task is impossible for the man that does not have to do it.
Good Health is dying at the slowest possible rate.
Andrew Jackson (Past US President from the 1800’s) It takes a small mind
to only think of one way to spell a word
On Necessity – Most say Necessity is the mother of invention – I shorten is slightly – and say -
Necessity is a mother
Difference between involved and committed – in bacon and eggs the
chicken is involved and the pig is committed
Comment on Golf – nothing increases your score like witnesses.
Dad would say you could catch more flies with honey than vinegar.
If accidents were intentional they would be called purposes.
From Kenneth Graham – and The Wind in the Willows – There is nothing, absolutely nothing half so much worth doing as simply messing about in Boats.
Ben Franklin gets credit for saying Beer shows us that God loves us and wants us to be happy. But he really said in a letter to wine drinking friend - WINE; a constant proof that God loves us, and loves to see us happy!
Some luck lies in not getting what you thought you wanted, but getting what you have, which once you have got it you may not be smart enough to see it is what you would have wanted had you known. Garrison Keillor
Attitude – “The longer I live, the more I realize the impact of attitude on life. Attitude to me is more important than fact. It is more important than past, then education, than money, than circumstances, than failures, than success, than what other people think or say or do. It is more important than appearance, giftedness, or skill. It will make or break a company…church…a home. The remarkable thing is we have a choice every day regarding the attitude we will embrace for the day. We cannot change our past…we cannot change the fact that people will act in a certain way. We cannot change the inevitable. The only thing we can do is to play on the one thing we have, and that is out attitude…I am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me and 90% how I react to it. And so it is with you…we are in charge of our Attitudes.” Author Unknown
On beauty – It’s more important that woman be pretty than smart because men see better than they think.
There are six phases of a project – 1) Enthusiasm 2) Disillusionment 3) Panic 4) Search for the guilty 5) Punishment of the Innocent and 6) Praise and honors for the non-participants.
A superior Sailor is best defined as one who uses his superior judgement to keep out of situations requiring his superior skill.
Fear of flying inhibits soaring
And my favorite - We all bring joy to the room, some by arriving and some by departing.
A group of crows is called a murder.A group of flamingos is called a flamboyance.