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What is everyone complaining about?! It's only rained twice...
 
And my river has only been open 1 week so far this season.
 
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I have seen some of these used...not pretty! ;)

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Funny...you can have both!
 
Impact of job change!!!

One day, a taxi passenger touched the driver on his shoulder to ask for something. The driver screamed, lost control of his car, went up onto the footpath & stopped a few inches from a shop. The passenger apologized & said: "I didn't realise that a little touch would scare you so much".
The driver replied: "Sorry it's not your fault. It's my first day as a cab driver. I've been driving a van carrying dead bodies for the last 25 years".
 
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