Release you inner geek!

[cane.mba]

 

[BigN8]

yep........only a nerd is going to laugh at that one!

 

[Lspeedss]

Only a nerd would know what that is..

 

[biglar155]

I'm SO gonna do that...

 

[0627Devildog]

H2O?

 

[Lspeedss]

There's another one...

 

[0627Devildog]

@cane.mba - I'll be in Acworth, on Allatoona at the end of May. . . The Wednesday after Memorial Day. You ever get out that way?

 

[Glassman]

This was one of my professor's favorites:





yeah, he was a fun guy.

 

[waterboy]

Look up the MSDS for Dihydrogen Monoxide. One of the most dangerous substances on earth...

 

[Magic]

Heisenberg and Schrödinger are driving, and get pulled over. Heisenberg is in the driver's seat, the officer asks "do you know how fast you were going?" Heisenberg replies, "No, but I know exactly where I am!" The officer looks at him confused and says "you were going 108 miles per hour!" Heisenberg throws his arms up and cries, "Great! Now I'm lost!"

The officer, now more confused and frustrated orders the men outside of the car, and proceeds to inspect the vehicle. He opens the trunk and yells at the two men, "Hey! Did you guys know you have a dead cat back here?" Schrödinger angrily yells back, "Well I do now!!"

My Favorite geek joke........

 

[cane.mba]

@cane.mba - I'll be in Acworth, on Allatoona at the end of May. . . The Wednesday after Memorial Day. You ever get out that way?

@0627Devildog Devildog Unfortunately I've never been to Alatoona. I work from home and consequently don't get out much. If it was any day other than Wednesday or Thursday I'd be more than happy to make the trip over.

 

[cane.mba]

http://www.buzzfeed.com/kellyoakes/scientists-have-too-much-time-on-their-hands